HAHAHA Okay this one genuinely made me laugh.
I really hope your talking about Bjorn ahahahahahaha
Though honestly it could have been any of our characters if you just take out “blunt object”.
The Batter did cross my mind, not gonna lie
Describe a character really badly in my ask and I’ll try to guess who it is.
ELDER SCROLLS COMIC STUFF WILL BE POSTED HERE: http://eschronicles.tumblr.com/
I’ll probably reblog some of it to my main blog (this one), but here’s where the comic will be posted as well as DeviantArt and (hopefully eventually) it’s own website.
HAVE FUN KIDS.
UPDATE: SAME FRIEND JUST OPENED HER IPAD AND IT SAID
“YOUR NAME IS _______ BUT SINCE WE’RE FRIENDS I CAN CALL YOU ASS GOBLIN”
i’M SO DONE WITH YOU DEMON
OKAY SO MY FRIEND WORKED AT PETCO RIGHT
AND SOME CHICK BRINGS IN A PARROT
AND TELLS THEM HE ONLY KNOWS ONE PHRASE
SO SHE GOES TO TALK TO IT AND SAYS “HEY THERE PRETTY BIRD”
AND IT REPLIES
OH MY GOD WE ARE TERRIBLE ASSASSINS
At least you didn’t start World War I.
300 follower giveaway!!! wow cool
you can win:
- a cat zipper sweater (colour + size of your choice)
- a drawing by me (it can be anything!! yeah i know i draw furry shit and stuff like that but i can do humans! ill draw a ship/you or w/e (i wont do any nsfw stuff gomen)
- u dont have to have the drawing if you dont want it omg
RULES!! (read wow)
- reblog as much as you want!! idc man (but be kind to your followers)
- likes dont count but it dosent hurt to like!! (hahh ah)(ha)
- make sure ask box is open omg
- you dont have to be following me, but if you do ill throw in something a little extra for you uwu (maybe)
- if you dont respond within 25 hours sorry man but im picking another winner
- you have to be content w/ giving me your address
- no giveaway/side blogs!
- ends 3rd of July!!
yeah thats it!! good luck uwu